Before this gets started, let me say, I'm in full support of doing what we need to do to stop terrorists before they attack. Need to tap my phone, go ahead, I'm not doing anything wrong, all you'll hear is me talking to friends about whats up this weekend, telling youth group members what's going on, and telling family members for the 1000th time when I'm coming home.
Want to check me six times at the airport for a possible bomb on me, go ahead. I'm willing to spend an extra hour or two in line to keep from getting blown up. And if it frustrates you, well, I don't really care. I personally have grown fond of not having my body exploded into pieces.
However this next story is a bit extreme.
Government in Action!
Three aldermen in Dover, N.J., seem exceptionally apprehensive that the town's gumball machines are easy targets for terrorists to poison their community and have been studying the issue zealously since April. The aldermen have checked all 800 gumball machines in the town of 18,000, gotten rid of the 100 that were unlicensed, and will report to the mayor by Jan. 1 on the town's vulnerability. (The mayor has been mildly supportive of the project, as contrasted with the police chief, who said, "You'd probably win the lottery first" before being victimized by terrorists' gumballs.)
Are you kidding me, terrorist targeting our gumballs? These guys can't be serious. Can you imagine the terrorists meeting there.
Osama: they're guarding their airports like crazy, we can't get anyone in.
Abdul: and they're tapping everyones phones so we can't communicate to get something big going!
Osama: I know, let's go after their gumball machines, especially the ones in Dover N.J.!
Abdul:Where?
If these actually happened Osama obviously didn't count on the aldermen of Dover N.J. They are real American heroes, that or 3 guys with way to much time on their hands.
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